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Question by [insert name]: Yes, picking a guy’s brain is a bad idea, but I need help doing it anyway.. Thank You :) ?
Okay, first of all, I feel like a tool for posting this question on here, but it is ridiculously bothering me.

So I was hooking up with this guy. There was a ton of sexual tension, but I got my period unexpectedly a few days before our big night. Anyways, I didn’t know how to break the bad news to him so we were fooling around and I was going to just do something for him, so he didn’t have to suffer with me… BUT… here’s the killer: i hadn’t shaved my legs in a couple days since I got my period (gross, I know, but if I’m not having sex with someone all the time, I let it grow out during my period week so I can get it waxed and be hair-free for the next 3 weeks). Anyways, he touched my leg and I was completely mortified. We had been drinking a bit, and I don’t think the beer hit me like it usually does – I would’ve normally laughed at myself and cracked a joke, but I froze. It got really awkward. I know this is very immature, but when he asked me what was wrong I said nothing and I faked being tired so I could go home. Next day, he called off everything. I’m over the fact that we won’t be hooking up anymore, but I just want to know if that night had something to do with it – he claims it didn’t, but I’m not so sure..

I’ve been thinking about it and I want to know what a guy would think about this whole situation – the leg thing, and then the awkwardness that followed because I completely moved away from him.

By the way, this is the first time I have ever had unshaven legs with a guy. I figured he wouldn’t be going near them since I couldn’t have sex and I had planned to take over if you know what I mean hahaa..

Thanks for reading my pathetic ordeal and all opinions/answers are greatly appreciated :) :)
Has something like this ever happened to anyone ??

Best answer:

Answer by Kelly
If he lets go of you that easily I don’t think you should hook up with him anymore.

What do you think? Answer below!

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Question by Fried Kitten: Men Paying for Dating Expenses?
If there is a woman who sees anything incorrect about
the following male perspective I would like to hear it.

I don’t need to hear that I am cheap.
But if it brings you joy to utter so then you may.
I’m really looking for reasoning here.

(A simple answer such as “men should pay” is not reasoning.
Well it is for a 12-year-old.)

MAN’S PERSPECTIVE

Women are manipulative of men by allowing men to pay for entertainment during dates.

Women know that the man is doing so out of desire for sex and compassion.
Women take advantage of man’s desire for these elements.

In this respect, woman is likened to a prostitute because
she uses sexuality as a tool to obtain funding.

As such, every woman who acts in this manner is
less deserving of respect than a woman who pays her share.
^^^
RESPONSE TO COMMENTS:

JAMES
I’m sorry but your response is ridiculous.

Based on your point ‘1’, if you suggest that your friend Joe
goes bowling with you then you should pay for everything
because you suggested bowling.

This is so pathetic that I can’t even laugh at it.

Both you and Joe are having an equally enjoyable time –
why should you pay for him?

You double-standard is also laughable. When 9 out of 10 women are
gold-diggers in your town you aren’t left with many options if you need companion.

If you feel that you deserve a wage of $ 20/hour for your work
but all employers in your district are paying $ 16/hour and you end up
taking a job for $ 16/hour does that make you a scab?

James, I’d say that you’re a woman posing as a man.
No man can be that committed to being a victim.
TAYLOR
I like your directness while I disagree with you.

You say that you don’t “require” a man to pay
but you sure don’t try to stop them either.
And yes, you know well that men have been conditioned to
think that they must be victimized by manipulative woman for affection.
Men tend to be suckers that way. It would surprise me if you were unaware.

“Maybe she doesn’t want to make the guy feel bad [so she lets him pay]”
Oh please; spare me. I’ve read some of your previous postings which I respected.
This is really a step down for you.

If you want to live up to your honorable claim of character you need to
offer the next guy whom you date to split all expenses right down the middle.
CODY
Your comment made me laugh.
Why would you want to show a woman ‘gratitude’
for spending time with you. Is she doing you a favor?
I thought that she is with you because she likes you.

FEW PEOPLE
A few people have stated that ‘if a man
asks the woman out then he should pay”.
I don’t understand this reasoning.
What difference does it make as to who asks
Both people wish to be with each other and
to enjoy each other’s company.
So why should one pay more than the other?

Best answer:

Answer by Ozgood
You da shizzle bra!, I’m down with that.

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Question by Jessica: Do You Like This Story So Far Its about 4 Women and their Drama Filled Life?
It had been six months since I heard from Chase. We didnt have a relationship it was basically sex. Fine with the both of us. He had other women just as well as me having other men. Him disappearing without any given notice shocked me. His number was no longer in service either. Whether he was dead or alive I had no clue. Having sex with someone for a whole year regularly and suddenly it stops was wrecking my nerves. He was the best lover I had in my 26 years. We didnt even conversate much it was strictly great sex. Maybe he found someone special but he could have atleast given me a proper notice that our fling were over. I was left confused but I understand completely that he didn’t owe me an explanation we weren’t even a couple. But I would love to see him again. I’ve been a busy woman myself. These two relationships are stressing me out trying to please both men. William is 46 year old he owns his own business is single with no kids and 3 homes. One in California, Jamaica where he is from and here in Northwest DC. Several luxury cars and a bank account that can compete with the rich and famous. He has a great personality but his sex is horrible. My friends say I could teach him but there is nothing a 3 inch dick can do for me. I had to imagine that I was with Chase everytime we had sex. I was tired of faking it but William was the best man I have ever dated. Usually my men were married with children or stuck up and rich. Stuck up did not work well with someone as selfish as myself. I have had my share of run ins with the AWC aka Angry Wives Club. Several of my cars have been vandalized at the hands of the AWC only to be replaced by their husbands which made me laugh at their stupidity. I don’t get these women who get upset at the lady their husband is cheating with. As if I raped them and forced them to write large amounts of checks to pay my bills. Yes the money is taking away from their home but hey shit happens when you are dating a cheater. They think they can run every woman away then they are fooling themselves. Once a cheater always a cheater. Or atleast I can honestly say that. My other relationship is with a married man. I only pretend to like him for his money. He is so irritating I think I am going to just end our union William has enough money and is triple his worth. His wife never seemed to call like the rest of the AWC’s i guess she was relieved to have him out of her sight. I never could trust a man. maybe its my deadbeat dads fault for running out on me, my mom and my brother for a white woman. I hear he has children but I can care less. He has tried to contact me but I always refuse to talk to him. My brother has forgiven him but he can kiss my ass. Every man I have ever dated has had another woman or I ended up finding out that he did. Not that it mattered. It seemed like the handsome and rich were always taken. Married with a mistress on the side. Its hard being beautiful and faithful. With the many men who approach me daily its hard to say no to a nice bank account and a throbbing man tool. I have my own home and 3 luxury cars curteousy of my old married men. Life is about Sex and Money Love never resided with me with the exception of my family and my dear friends Sasha, Camille and Carmen. I have always been a little jealous of Sasha. She is so beautiful inside and out. Growing up I wanted her life, her parents, her attention. Camille is overweight but has the most striking face. She is insecure and sadly it shows. She has become immune to men and their doggish ways she’d do anything for love pathetic she is an independant woman with her own business surprised if she has money with the love she tries to buy. I have always told her how I feel but she continues to be a dumbass. Carmen is the married one. We bump heads the most with our outspoken nature. Her husband is a doctor and thats good for her because Carmen isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. She thinks she’s better than the me. When I dont see a difference. She says what I’m doing is prostituting myself but thats what she happens to be doing as well. She has no job and a son by her husband. If he ups and leaves she will have nothing like me but the only difference is i’m not faithful and I keep a rich man in my pocket. She tries to paint this perfect picture but we all know she isnt happy. He has total control over their marriage. I think she was such an idiot for getting pregnant by a man that treats her like a puppet. He thinks he’s better than her family and friends and she has taken on that image as well. I hardly talk to her unless Sasha is around. Sasha is the backbone to be honest. She introduced all of us while in junior high school. Sasha and Camille has been best friends since 1st grade.

(I have more but Chase is dating Sasha this will be revealed and cause jealousy between jessica and sasha, Carmen is an alcoholic trying to remain in her unhappy marriage it would

Best answer:

Answer by my sword my trade!
I like it, it very adult. ”Hehe”. It would help if you put this in paragraphs it makes it much easier to read. I would say go more into detail of what the people look like in your story. Why was his sex good? ”Blushes’. WHat made the other guy bad?
What kind of cars did the men ahve? What did the main narrator look like? Was she so pretty that she could take a mans wallet. Him nto even notice becuase he was drooling over her?

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