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Question by George: Girls, do you really expect men to pay for the date?
Now that we are no longer in 1950 and women are “independent” isn’t it time that you start paying for your half?

I’ve encountered a way to get the little ladies to pay for their half of the dates. Now, I don’t do dinners for dates with girls, because the bottom line is dinners only open up the opportunity for conversation. The more we talk, the more likely it is I say something that will stop you from having sex with me. I may say I was watching Bill O’Reilly or Chris Matthews, and you may be left wing or right wing and hate me just for that. Who knows. I may say I love the Chargers and you are a Raiders fan. Bottom line, I’d rather the date start at the bar after dinner.

Then at the bar I tell the waitress what I want and hand her my credit card and tell her to open up TABS, notice the “s”. It is subtle, and often the girl doesn’t catch it. Then at some point when the girl is rude and goes to answer a phone call or goto the bathroom, I confirm with the waitress that there are separate tabs. Then when the bill comes, and she gets her half, it is almost comedic seeing the look in her eyes when she realizes how much those vodka and crans costed her for the night LOL. Also funny to see how many have to “goto the ATM” as it was obvious they were expecting me to take the bill. It’s a beautiful thing, and even more beautiful when the girl rejects the original spot I pick to drink at for a more lavish, expensive place.

Girls, tell me why you naturally assume the man should be paying the bill? Men, take the lesson I posted above and use it for yourselves. I, unfortunately, cannot take credit for this, but once I heard it, I added it to the tool kit.
Courtesy? Where is your courtesy? Pay for the man…
Velvetro, we give you sex too. Don’t we deserve anything? Are you telling me you are just a low budget call girl? Isn’t dating supposed to be about finding a mate or some BS you ladies like to say?

Also, how many times do women go out with guys for free meals and know damn well they aren’t putting out? I’ll never pay for you little gold diggers and dinner whores. Even better, I get more sex than most of the poindexters out there paying for every date.
Nah ayla… that isn’t how it goes in 2010. Sure there are still enough p*ssified men out there that do this crap. But the tides are turning and there are more men thinking like me. Hopefully by 2020 the majority of men will be like me. It’s 2010… You are independent, you have your own jobs, you are equal to men, pay for your own g*dd*mned dinner.
I’m not talking about if you already have a bf… I’m talking more in the initial stage. And still, I don’t see why the guy should be paying in the relationship. Just because you give sex? Please, sex comes free. What makes you think your vagina is filled with gold? Vaginas are like busses. Miss one, there will be another around the corner, and unlike busses, they don’t require a fee to ride.
Krissy – This is the beauty… What I do is not devilish. Why should I “be up front”? The better question is, why should it be assumed that I am paying for anything of hers? Like I said, it’s 2010. She has her own job and money. Shame on her for assuming that just because I have a penis that I should be paying for her $ 10 drink. F that… That’s not anything that’s mean, rude, etc… That should be the expectation. You buy something, YOU pay.
In the 1950s women weren’t running around talking independent this, independent that. Women didn’t complain about keeping up a household. Women didn’t explode and get fat on their husbands and stop putting out. There are reasons for things. Women now a days want all the advantages men had (and they deserve it, I don’t believe women should be stuck in a household and 2nd class citizens). However, they want all the double standards that benefited them in the 1950s. I’m calling BS on this crap. God forbid I treat women the way they say they want to be treated, as equals. That makes me the A- hole… Well, if that makes me the A Hole, then I’m the A Hole.

I have no problem getting dates. And I don’t put these women on pedestals. They are equals. If they are cool, I’ll continue to date them. If not, I move on to the next girl.
Krissy – This is my original question… Why is it the females’ assumption (in general) that the man should be paying the first date. You say you have no problem covering, your not sexist. Well, I think the females on here saying the man should always be paying for the first date is sexist. Don’t get me wrong, when I date a girl (meaning more than going out once or twice) after the first date, I’ll pay one time, she does another, I don’t take tabs of how much is spent. I’m just sick of this double standard set by women/society that a man should be the one to pay for the first date.

Oh, I go for the emotionally unstable girl at the bar trick frequently. I love Valentine’s Day… That’s like a field day for me. So many desperate women at the bar LOL…

I tell you what Krissy… I’ll take you out on a date this week… I’ll even let you pay ;) LOL
No Sleep, I don’t feel bad. Because she would have no problem with me paying for her $ 10 drinks. Where the place I suggested was perfectly reasonable. We went on a Thursday night. The place I recommended had like $ 3 mixed drinks. That wasn’t good enough for her because she thought I was taking the bill. Well you know what… Good, you want to go to an upscale trendy place, you pay for your drinks. And why should she be assuming I”m paying for anything? I don’t feel bad for that. I got a little gold digger back, strike one for the mens side. God knows how many sucker men that woman has gotten free meals/drinks from, and at expensive places as well LOL.
Sleep… It isn’t about fighting, it’s simply about putting on the other side’s shoe. The fact that she had to goto the ATM right there tells you she expected ME to pay for the night. What an ego. Where does she get off with that attitude? So yes, I do find joy in sticking it back to her. She deserved it.

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Question by Tukajo: Do you think she is using me?
Here’s a little biography:
I’ve been dating this girl since Sept ’10
We’ve been strong since about december then we hit rocky roads, and got out of it.
Idk what I should do, here’s the situation:

Me and her have been fighting because I go out of my way to ask off for work and to plan ahead to spend time with her, I only get to spend time alone with her like once every other week, if that.
I see her every day, I am a senior in High School, she is a junior.
She has been flirting with other guys and it frustrates me because she does it in front of me and denies.
She flirts sexually and I tell her to stop and I remove her from those boys as well….
She tells me she loves me and I am the only one, but I spend most of my time and energy and money on her it’s exhausting.
She has only done one surprise/nice thing for me, and that was a gift for christmas….

I told her how it bugged me that she cancelled our planned time alone to go hang out with her friends, and she ditched me in front of them. She insisted it wasn’t really a big deal….

Also…. We took a month break up in late january… within a week she had oral sex with a man I thought she was cheating on me with… But after six months of trying to get anything from her she refused me….
Also I’ve dropped more than $ 500 on her in gifts… without much thanks for it

What should I do?
Am I a fool for love… a tool I guess…

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Yes move on, you sound too sweet for this girl and someone else will be worth your time.

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Question by Brett: What should men do about female sexuality?
Before you dismiss this as another “oh that crazy lesbian tool troll with psychiatric disorders” question, please read this. PLEASE DONT REPORT ME!!!

I went onto a cosmo magazine forum and asked the question if they thought that article was true, and if there was truth to the statement “for heterosexual women, looking at a naked man walking on the beach is as exciting as looking at landscapes.” http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/chatroom/topic/101441

ALL the responses agreed, and basically said that whilst they enjoyed looking at some men naked, they were just not turned on by it, and the turn on was THEM feeling sexy. Now if some may say that I am using male standards to define female sexuality and the two cant be measured at all, but that is not true: “straight” by definition is when a person is physically aroused by the members of the opposite sex, dictionary defines “heterosexual:sexually attracted to members of the opposite sex”, “sexual attraction” must include physical arousal. And it seems that most women are not aroused by the sight of the male body:

Now someone posted a question on here “What do you prefer to look at naked men or naked women”. 8/15 women said a definate “men”, but there was no response saying that “I get horny thinking about “hot” naked men.” Also on another poll with 153 women (a much larger pool), 78 % of those 153 women said they thought that females were “sexier” than males. The fact that such a large proportion of females said that means that obviously the majority of women do not get turned on & horny by looking at the male body. Here is the poll link stats: http://minekey.com/theopinion/insight?opinionid=758774. And on the cosmo website, 7/7 of those women agreed.

Its just a natural preference for SOME women (few, not most) want to look at men, but no arousal patters are evident. Men on the other hand do get arousal patterns looking at females. Obviously there are going to be exceptions to the majority & there are going to be like 1% of women who do get horny thinking about men, but the majority are not like that.

Here is a female answer on the female website: “I agree completely! When my guys is naked, like just got out the shower I’m like ‘Mmmmmh yum’, haha. But not exactly turned on until he lets me know he wants me.”

Perfect example of what I have been saying all along, women are just not aroused by the sight of the male body.

THEY want to be the centre of erotic admiration, thats when they are turned on…

Now, I also went onto a bodybuilding/fitness website and showed the men this, and I got 23 angry responses from men who were trying to delusion themselves into believing that it was not true: the fact that most women are not aroused by the sight of a good-looking male body just like men are aroused by the sight of a good-looking female body is not something most men want to hear…….
@ katie medic, that was unseccesary, I DID NOT say anything offensive to women……..:

“you filthy women whores manipulate men”
These are your words, speak for yourself, not on my behalf because they never came out of my mouth.
@ proffesorc, you know why that is?? Its because gay men are aroused by looking at the male body, unlike heterosexual women, further supporting this.
@ Bluesman1960, “How anybody ,even the gayest man can find a naked man sexually attractive is beyond me. just look at us, We got this thing that just hangs out of our belly. Not very attractive”

Look at women: they have those things on their chests, if it was not for our sex drive we would not find them attractive. i.e its not the bodytype that counts, its the sex drive, and thats why gay men find men attractive-sex drive. However most women do not posses a “heterosexual” sex drive toward male bodies, hence they dont find the male body attractive & arousing like gay men do…

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Answer by The Man
I GET what you’re asking.
And even though women don’t “technically” hate sex…
they sure give men this impression.

Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because we can’t (because that’s ridiculous) but because the problem is unsolvable by design.

—->>> Women appear to hate sex.

That’s it, there you have it.
The be-all and end-all of cluster f–ks.
But why?

Manswer: Women hate sex simply because they are LOUSY AT IT.

This can be proven in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off?

Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
She is CLEARLY not doing it right.

Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.

This same proof can be applied to many other things as well.
For example: that women hate problems.

In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.

That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason.

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