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Question by Oliver H: Help! Does this girl like me? Or is she just flirting with a friend?
I’m a frigid 20 yo virgin and she’s a hot party girl…
Ok, to start things off i’ve known her for about 9months. We’ve been getting closer and closer in this time. About a month ago we went out partying and it was a crazy night, we went out with some close friends to a pub, they wanted to go home at about 1am and she offered to drive me to another club (Now this was big considering she was drunk) I said of course, we stayed there until about 8am and did some dirty dancing and nothing serious occurred really. Then she drove me to the port, and stripped down and jumped in, i being a numb skull just observed then she climbed onto a boat and beckoned me over, I complied and we just sat there on the deck of the boat talking for about 30mins. She then drove me to her house(I’d never been there before) CHANGED in front of me (I didn’t look, but still.) Then put the OC on, which I fell asleep to. Then I went home when I woke up about 8hours later.
The next occurance of weirdness was a couple of weekends ago when we went out for a friends birthday, it started off being a great night she was hanging off me like crazy. She sat on my lap when there were plenty of seats at the cafe where we had predrinks, and said I’d make a perfect boyfriend.. And talked about sex to one of her girlfriends also while on my lap.. I didn’t know how to respond so I just smiled. We started walking to the club after a while there and she kept grabbing my arm and stuff, and the nshe walked along a side-rail and made me catch her, and carry her to the others.
Anyway, the night took a crazy turn later when we were having a great time in the club, one of our friends got her drink spiked and 2 guys took her away to a motel (We got her back and the cops have the two guys locked up now.) . I won’t go into that any further however Jess just wanted me to hold her and talk to her and she squeezed my hand so tightly, like nothing i have ever felt before and she just balled. After that she went with our friend who got taken to the hospital for some ‘tests’….
Up until now you are probably thinking wow is this guy a tool or what, well the next weekend I was planning to tell her, and infact i told one of our mutual friends how i really felt about Jess. I saw them the same day, and Jess boasted that someone liked her who i have never even met before.. Saying how great he is, she was saying things that resemble me however. The night was pretty good still, However i was a bit broken.
And about 2days later I saw her and she said how much she thinks this guy is a total dick and how she wants someone.
She is two years older than me btw.
I don’t go 10 minutes with out thinking about her, I am madly in love with her but don’t know if I should tell her or not, i’m very scared of rejection especially since she may not think of me the same anymore.. Please help!
Oh, and about a month or so before the flirting stuff started happening i had been working out so im alot more built than i was.
To be honest I can’t just state 3 lines, this one’s complicated..
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Answer by Ckatz
oh be quiet
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